Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Martha, yesterday, getting her daiquiri on
in the Bahamas

MARTHA STEWART SHOW TO COME TO AN END

It's not really that horrible, matter of fact, she might get out of the dead end deal that she went into with the Hallmark Channel.