Mittens Across The Sea

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Mitt Romney's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day

GOP Dauphin Mittens is on his traditional " first international trip " that all Presidential candidates have to take. Start off in London - Hell, they speak pretty much the same language and the Tories are in power. Piece of Cake Pudding.

Let's check in on how that is going:

• The whole thing started off with the Barack Obama is black not an Anglo Saxon, where as Mitts is, and AND to make the British LOVE me, I will put a bust of WINSTON CHURCHILL in my office. " Can you feel the love tonight"
• Said WHILE IN ENGLAND  that  he did not know if Britain was ready for the games, TWO DAYS BEFORE KICK OFF - and questioned the enthusiasm of the people..... 
• Meet with the Labour Party leader - and forget his name
• Let everyone know you had a meeting with MI6 ( first rule about MI6 is : DON'T TALK ABOUT MI6 )
• When asked about HIS FREAKING HORSE that is in the London games - Dressage, a working mans dream - Say you pretty much know nothing about it and it is all your wife's deal and that you were not even going to watch , no, I don't know nothin' bout no horses!
• keeps talking aboutTHE NATION of GREAT BRITAIN, which is fine for you and I , but he wants to be representing The United States of America and SHOULD know that " there is no such nation exists. The Nations of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are all nations under the United Kingdom - since 1800. "

Prime Minster David Cameron came back to Mittens with this " We are holding an Olympic Games in one of the busiest , most active, bustling cities anywhere in the world, Of course it's easier if you hold an Olympic Games in the middle of nowhere " OH SNAP! 

The Mayor of London chimed in as well :