Biggest game ever, ever, ever in the history of the known universe.

Even the New York Times says so:

CLOSE THE STORE, IT'S THE YEAR'S BIG GAME IN ALABAMA

 “People don’t want to go to a funeral on game day,” said Nathaniel Holloway, an Auburn funeral director who had to reroute a November procession to accommodate football traffic. “You can always have funerals on Sundays.”