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Men are from Mars, Women are from... well, not Mars...
I think, no, I KNOW, that the [deleted words ] children that were flown out to Hollywood to grossly mug their way through SOME WHERE OVER THE RAINBOW at the end of the Oscars last Sunday night gave a brand new definition to inappropriate AND suck-i-ness!. WTF were they thinking ?!?
But, I am but one lowly blogger and not the creative head of a basic cable station talking on a morning show ( The only morning show I watch other than C-span ) that no one watches.....
First, GOD, but I love Mika and second : You will not believe the poop storm that is coming down on Mr. Andy " Real Housewives" Cohen! Hell hath no fury like a bunch of - mostly women - if you criticize darling children doing darling stuff. I mean, the story of him saying this about a 5th grade choir made the New York Times : DID P.S. 22 singers ruin the Oscars ?
You know America , the Oscars are not the straight Superbowl, not the I-can-lactate Superbowl and not the " my kid is an honor student " Superbowl ! It is the Homo Superbowl.. unnaturally thin women in dresses that cost much more than your car, and beautiful men, you own the rest of the Universe, give us this one night out of the year. ( The Tony's don't count, they are FULLY ours..)
3 comments:
Sorry, but you are not the only one's that watch the shit. Some of us mommys appreciate our heats touched by sweet little 5th graders singing a song.
Sorry, but you are not the only ones watching the broadcast. Some of us are mommys getting all teary eyed watching little 5th graders singing their hearts out.
Then go look at your own damn 5th grader, I dont want to see the school play!
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