A funny thing happened on the way to the White House.

All hail the power of Wonder Bread!

Something familiar,

Something peculiar,

Something for everyone:

A comedy tonight!

Something appealing,

Something appalling,

Something for everyone:

A comedy tonight!

( sing along! )

Consider yourself L-U-C-K-Y if you do not know about the gaggle of vermin that have gathered in Washington DC this week. The 2011 Values Voters Summit. All hate all the time folks, as always the lead story is the GAYS ARE RUINING AMERICA .They dislike Mexicans, they REALLY hate us. If you are all about flagellation, head on over to JMG he is covering it wall to wall. I have been just letting it be water off a ducks back. But... with all purity parties, the US is very small and the Them very big.

THE GOP"s DIRTY LAUNDRY
Introducing (P)Rick Perry to the gathered Brown Shirts, Paster Robert Jeffress of the FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH OF DALLAS !! ( as mainline as it gets! )

"I think part of the problem is we're in this consumer mentality as a church where we have the idea that our job is to build as big of a church as we possible can. And if we get into that idea and fall into that trap, then we say then we can't say anything that's going to offend people, why, if we preach that homosexuality is an abomination to God we better not preach that because that's going to offend the gays or people who know gay people, if we tell people what the Bible says that every other religion in the world is wrong: Islam is wrong, it is a heresy from the pit of Hell; Mormonism is wrong, it is a heresy from the pit of Hell; Judaism, you can't be saved being a Jew, you know who said that by the way, the three greatest Jews in the New Testament, Peter, Paul, and Jesus Christ, they all said Judaism won't do, it's faith Jesus Christ." Story from the NYT.

Now then.... The Mormon Church was founded.. discovered, about 15 miles from where I am sitting right now in Palmyra, New York. You will just find no nicer folk on the planet than the laity Mormon Church, ( see: salt of the earth ) the leadership not so much ( see : prop 8 ). I knew nothing at all about the LDS church till a couple of gin soaked nights at the Mormon Pageant ... and it is not your normal mainline Christian Church. NOT that there is anything wrong with that.. ( see : Return of the Jedi ) THIS ( watch this )really is what the Mormon Church believes, again, NOT that there is anything wrong with that, and there is equally as much crazy stuff in the " real " old and new testaments...
Another thing about the LDS Church is that they fall in line, seriously, in a 14th century RC sort of way. IT is a FULLY top down church, and the mothership in SLC has spent zillions to put out the " and I am a Mormon " ads all over your tv to counter act exactly this. NO NO NO , we are not some crazy wild cult sitting on an Everest of money.. we are the LOVELY blond Romney family, VOTE FOR US!

All the DC talking heads keep saying that " Dems fall in love, Republicans fall in line " . We will see this time , because the GOP in 2011 is much MUCH less of a political party and more of a Religious one

and you know I am LOVING this.

Story from the AJC

UPDATE  : MITT RESPONDS