Chirping?

No, that's not it...
TWEETING!

OK, I hope you can read that. If not, Congressman cutie pie Schock is SHOCKED! Shocked , I tell you, that when a good part of the universe already thinks are are gay, and you show up at the White House Picnic dressed a little less butch that the cast of La Cage Aux Folles, people noticed!

Faster than a dramatic ground hog , or those kids getting married with the dancing and the music, Mr. Schock and his fashion homage to all that is picincey zipped around the internets.

Nothing this exciting has happened to the first term, 29 year old , Congressman from Illinois, since, well , his last photo went viral! If you burnt the belt, well..it was a day late, and maybe the tight white pants should have gone on the pile as well.