Pre Game, Baby!

all bets are off.

( lots of photos here, really hope it's not an issue with your download, 

and sorry for the gettyimages, I CAN NOT do screen caps with my

ibm keyboard  )

The family of the Groom did their deal and hosted , what in a normal wedding would have been the rehearsal dinner ( if they even do that in England ) ANYWAY, those wacky Windsors hosted a dinner party .. last night ( which is tonight here... )THE night before the wedding at the Oriental Hyde Park Hotel there in London. Dance the night away! No bride or groom , but their big day is tomorrow.

Her Majesty, Bringing it to the lesser royals!

She looks fantastic. 85 yo baby. Take that Sofia of Spain.

Edward, Earl of Wessex and Countess Sophie

Very good for them.

Camilla.... We may need an intervention here.

Why is she the only one in a short dress?

Again, the Queen of Freaking Spain is in full blown ball gown.

dowdy, dowdy, dowdy.

Princess Beatrice, what? Thought there was a 

Vegas theme to the night? I mean, your Mother is already not invited, and you wear this. House of York NOT doing well.

Prince and Princess Michael of Kent. Who? You are asking yourself?

Other than being the last Romanov looking Windsor, he is grandson of George V and a cousin of the Queen. You do not need to know them. But here is the thing. Neil told me this morning that William had turned down a Duke-dom, which I did not know. The couple above are Price and Princess Michael of Kent. His name is Michael, her name is Olga or something German. If you are not a Prince of something ( Wales..) or a Duke of Something.. then your bride takes YOUR name. So, unless something outstanding is done tomorrow, Our Miss Kate, becomes Princess William. This is way deep down in the Kyle knows to much about the royal family barrel. But we will see...

The smoking hot Prince Felipe of Spain

and his most photogenic wife, and the ONLY real competition Kate will have, Princess Letizia

Crown Prince Pavlos of Greece and Crown Princess Maria-Chantal . Again, you don't need to know them other than Maria is sort of an American, one of the Uber Fabulous MILLER SISTERS. The three most well married girls on the planet. Helps if  your dad is a gazillionaire.

Prince Daniel of Sweden and Crown Princess Victoria. Your run of the mill bike riding continental Royal you read about in the back pages of HELLO!. What England does NOT want. She is the Princess.. he was her.. PERSONAL TRAINER....

Sultan of Brunei who literally got rich off of batshit.
Turing guano into oil sure, and Mrs. Sultan I guess, who knows. They are here ONLY for the couture burka. Which we love.

HERE are more photos with out the watermark.