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Stop the presses.

In a truly shocking turn of events both George Will and Andrew Sullivan came out against Senator Hillary Clinton as Senator Obama's Vice President.

 Helen Keller saw this one coming. They HATE the Clintons, and I just don't understand. I dislike, strongly , many many GOP politicians, but, most of the time, it is not my reason to get out of bed in the mornings. Let's examine the basis of the pure Clinton hatred that is out there,and is very much a part of the fabric of the American electorate.

Bill Clinton is a big ole band fag, no getting around it. He was also the President of the United States, is sitting on like 100 million dollars and gets more nookie than ALL the talking heads in Washington D.C. put together. Guys like him are not supposed to make it that good, ( Bill Gates and his ilk are not band fags, they are computer geeks, very different animal!), It's the ace jock golden boys like Senator Obama that are supposed to be able to Teflon through life, not the Clintons. He wasn't even at the cool table in the high school lunch room! And that drives some guys crazy!

Now, the Will's and the Sullivan's, and most of faux news, were not your ace jock golden boys either! BUT, you see, they got to feel like they were up there with Biff and Trevor, because at least there were not band fags! My ex boyfriend Andrew Sullivan does really really like Barack Obama, but his true obsession was HATING Hillary Clinton, which I guess is just blow over hate from her husband. Policy wise there isn't an ounce of difference between the two, so it had to be something personal. And on the policy front, Andrew ( I can call him Andrew, we were so close at one time... ) is supposed to be the rare duck homo conservative GOP wanna be , proudly wore his Reagan button is his public English high school, and all that. Why is he carrying the water for Obama ? At least today he posted this:

 "I cried all night. I’m going to be crying for the next four years. What Barack Obama has accomplished is the single most extraordinary event that has occurred in the 232 years of the nation’s political history. ... The event itself is so extraordinary that another chapter could be added to the Bible to chronicle its significance," - Jesse Jackson, Jr."

 Now he is admitting that there is a little bit of WAY over zealous rhetoric out there. Come on people, if you put Senator Obama on a pedestal that high, to elevate him to BIBLICAL proportions, you are only going to be let down. Let him be a man, before you elevate him to his god-hood. I've made note of this before, but Senator Obama is going to give his acceptance speech in Denver FORTY FIVE YEARS TO THE DAY OF THE MLK " I HAVE A DREAM SPEECH". No one with a pulse can help but be moved at how amazingly , wonderfully, fantastically far we have come as a country in those fast 45 years, but , can you just imagine the hype that is going to precede it. 

How great if the collective voices could hate Hillary a little bit less, and love Barack just a tiny bit less as well. This is the very rare time when I am looking for some moderation, cause yall know, as a rule , I shun that whole moderation thing like warm pabst blue ribbon!