Saturday, June 28, 2008

S. J. RES. 43


O.K., let's walk through this one , slowly.
The Republicans in Congress are trying their darnedest to get a bill up and running that would Federalize marriage, one man , one woman; blah, blah, blah. Now, the Democrats are, thank the Gods, in control so we have nothing to worry about here, but let's dig a little bit deeper into this G.O.P. backed dog and pony show.
 Number One: Who gives a fuzzy rats ass you dumber- than- a- sack- of -hammers- right- wing- nut -jobs! EVERYTHING is going south in a hand basket, people are starting to not be able to afford food you morons, and gas is off the charts. This country is in some real , very real peril and you are dealing with the fact that Neil and I are the boogie men? Pull your head out off your collective asses and FIX the problems that are real and mean something to people, OR get the fuck out of the way and let someone who will work for the betterment of this country do so!
Number Two: ( you all KNEW this was coming) YES, dearhearts! Two of the sponsors of said bill are NONE OTHER THAN:
  • Senator Larry Craig. ( part of me just wants to let you insert your own joke here, BUT..) COME ON , DUDE! You plead guilty to attempting to blow a police officer in the mens room of an airport. Pull that log out of your eye big daddy, and stop worrying about MY marriage. I will always feel sorry for anyone stuck in the closet, its a horrible, dangerous , hurtful, destructive place, that in the end, makes you do the things that this poor poor man does. There is no special place in hell for him, he has been living there his whole life.
  • Senator David Vitter. This one is a crap bag walking. ALL about the sanctity of marriage, while he pays prostitutes all over the country to change his diapers..among other things that this family based blog will not go into. The special place in hell for this trash heap is all fired up and ready. He will do everything in his power to do away with my health benefits, while "respecting" his marriage vows all up and down the eastern seaboard.
A time for change INDEED! 


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