don't you judge me....

O.K. , this has to be done, but first a prayer:

  "God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference."

Ok, that out of the way, I can tell you all: Hello, My name is Kyle.. and , and.. and I watch

 TORI AND DEAN HOME SWEET HOLLYWOOD on the freaking Oxygen channel. There , I've said it.

I can not stop. I haven't watched one of these shows before. Didn't do Paula, don't do any of the "date me I'm a freak " shows. I didn't even really watch 90210. But this one is just over the top. Tori Spelling grew up in the LARGEST HOUSE IN NORTH AMERICA , largest private house. Her dad flew snow in on Christmas to coat the yard in Beverly Hills, stuff like that. BUT, he died and she left her first husband to marry the HUNKY Canadian Dean , which I guess PISSED off her mother, Candy Spelling, who cut her off. She grew up in this house with close to like A BILLION dollars and got CUT OFF. ( well, she got 800K.. but still, ). So we get to see her doing all this stuff that she has never really done before, all the time talking about what a wack job her mother is!  Who does things like send over her driver with TONS of birthday presents for the one year old, but wont talk to Tori other than through their respective blogs. Tori cries, Dean watches porn, her girlfriend smokes a LOT of pot. She has a posse of gays who you KNOW want back in the big house. It's just magic, I want to just move in with them! ( and you know, one day get back in the big house)

She is like eight months huge pregnant, trying to move into her first house , with a baby that just turned one. Its better than Oprah and her cub Gail driving across country. It is guilty pleasure tv at it's best , BUT , with Project Runway looking like it is going to SUCK this season, I need one vice!