Monday, March 30, 2009

He's baaaaaaak.......


Rested, tan and according to his new overlords, SIN FREE!
Our old pal NEWTIE roared back onto the scene this week, becoming of all things, A ROMAN CATHOLIC! Along with that new found morality and liturgy, comes a fresh new start! 
“From a Catholic point of view, Newt’s sins no longer exist—they’ve been absolved. He’s made a fresh start in life. So Newt will continue to sin and confess but there aren’t going to be a lot of Catholics who will hold that against him. They understand why being a Catholic makes a difference.”
Leave your first wife as she lay dying? Not a problem!
Cheat on  wife #2 with an intern, while impeaching the President for the exact same thing? GONE!
 Wife , number THREE! ( the holy sanctity of marriage and all) a good fish on Friday Catholic.... SWITCH
Speaker Gingrich there are not THAT many Catholics in Pennsylvania, and 2012 is a long way away. 
" How many wives have you had, Newt?"

1 comment:

b said...

My friend Perry's on this one, too:
http://www.examiner.com/x-1163-Atlanta-Public-Policy-Examiner~y2009m3d28-Partisans-presdients-and-the-politics-of-pope