Monday, May 17, 2010

Journalism 101


We have a new queen!
Miss Michigan Rima Fakih was crowned , I guess, last night, Miss USA 2010. Now yall know, I have not seen a pageant , well with biological women, since they switched to two piece bathing suits ( see: the baby Jesus, crying..) or really since talent became anything other than twirling or interpretive dance.

But they all gathered somewhere in this post PerezHilton universe and made us a new beauty queen last night. I am sure all of the young ladies were well above average and really REALLY wanted world peace. God Bless, America!
Ooops, a little bit of a problem there.... Miss Michigan, Your Miss USA 2010, Rima Fakih.. IS A MUSLIM! ( yall KNEW this was coming once the Kenyan got into the White House!!! )

Enter Fox News, and their headline this morning:

You just can not make this stuff up. The very lovely and well above average ( blond and blue eyed ) Miss Elizabeth Woolard, came in second. ( Now.. if for any reason....) There was some sort of brew-ha-ha over some minor , at best, tv celebrity asking some question to Miss Woolard about something other than world peace or Mother Teresa, and you know its all a big ass plot by the liberals to keep the good Christan mostly nekkid girl from becoming any beauty queen. Because that is where we are going to start our world domination tour, with the Miss USA pageant.
At first read of the headline , after googling Miss USA 2010, I assumed the Miss Oklahoma comes in second headline to be from the local Tulsa or Broken Arrow Fox News station. No, as far as I can tell, it the real all- Palin- all- the -time Fox News.
The reason I googled at all, was that I was a little bit happy that in this day and age, with all that is going on in the world, that Miss USA is a Muslim. I think it's fantastic, and puts a really good face out there for the world to see. Sure, next year, I hope Miss USA is Pandora Boxx, but this is a good start.

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