The three unopened bottles of wine that would have been the amuse bouche for the Kyle and Dahn show. Key word there UNOPENED. The biggest child really messed up her knee over at a pals and D&D hightailed it like a South Georgia lawyer after the ambulance.... She will be fine, when I left she was home from the hospital, post two vitamin V's and an iv of the BIG M, the child was sitting and talking. Something about apples not falling far from trees.... Anyway, my night of chugging at the sound of MARCHESA! was put on hold, a) not wanting to drink alone and b) what if one of the ones left in my sudden charge fell ill ? The crux of this story is that I was left , all alone and sober to deal with this :
January, January, January... where to start ? ( and she is not even the worst of the night ) It is a " couture electric blue Versace gown with Madonna style cone-bra cups and a mullet skirt". 15 words that hopefully will never, ever be strung together again. Maybe on a bigger woman. Maybe if her hair were not post baby Gene making romp with Don on her childhood bedroom floor. Maybe if it did not look so stiff. Maybe if the shoes where not so heavy. Most definitely a case of the dress wearing her... From the boys red carpet tweets they liked it.. some faux pink fur could be fly tomorrow! Just a Emmy fashion teaser... much much more to come in the morning. Many lows, MANY yawns.. a couple of surprising highs...
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Agreed about apples and trees!
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