Ok, I am just about to the point of having to pay Joe Jervis for rounding up the news for me to put here in my little , ( teeny tiny) backwater of the blogosphere, he led with this story, I am just giving it my spin. MERRY X-MAS !!!
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Happy Christmakwanzakah !
The American Family Association, those bastions of virtue have come out with their annual holiday hit list. You are either with us or against us! Here is their list of stores that say OUT and Proud : WE ♥ CHRISTmas... emphases on the Jesus. Bass Pro Shop and Sears are good, The Gap and Kroger are bad, one Happy Holidays and the Yule Log won't be the only thing burning.
Who doesn't wear cloths from either the Gap or Banana Republic or Old Navy ? So, shaking in their fashion boots , afraid of the coming Chirstanist pitch forks , the GAP answers back with this:
" Two, Four, Six, Eight, now's the time to liberate
Go Christmas, Go Hanukkah, Go Kwanza, Go Solstice.
Go classic tree, go plastic tree, go plant a tree, go add a tree,
You 86 the rules, you do what feels just right.
Happy do whatever you wanukkah, and to all a cheery night.
Go Christmas, Go Hanukkah, go whatever holiday you wanukkah."
The magic word was used! CHRISTMAS!.. but you know, let go with the fact that there could be some old school Soviets out there that may do something OTHER than Christmas! What will the AFA do ?? Well, they are starting with a poll:
"Since the Gap has used the word Christmas in their add, should the AFA lift their boycott?"
- YES, any reference to Christmas is good enough for me.
- NO, the GAP has taken a disrespectful attitude towards Christians with its ad.
HO! HO! HO! ya'll and expect some Gap Cords in your stocking this year!
2 comments:
ooh, that's fun! Is that the first volley in this year's battle of the Christmas videos?
Just kidding -- let's don't.
i LOVE the ad
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