Put this in your bong and smoke it

I don't smoke pot.

Tried it a few times, did inhale, just was not the drug for me, but, I don't mind if others do. Now, we see  photos SUPERSTAR Michael Phelps bongging his way to glory in some London rag. The horrors, the horrors! Rip your cloths and pull the kidding in close. Please, go keen and moan else where. 

NOW the biological freak is exciting, HE WON LIKE 300 GOLD MEDALS STONED. I couldn't even work a remote. He is a hot 23 year old, like myexexandrewsullivan said:

Yes, Michael Phelps took a few hits from a bong at a party. He also threw back a great deal of alcohol, maybe made a few passes at a few girls and bonded with a few dudes. This is news?
And yet this absurd ritual takes place in which Phelps has to pretend he did something dreadful and we all have to tut-tut and frown and furrow our brows, and the sponsors cluck and the press preens - while the only conceivable news is that a 23 year-old had a good time at a party, breaking no professional rules since he was not competing when he was goofing off.
And, seriously, does anyone think that smoking pot would give him an unfair advantage in the pool? Please. When on earth are we going to grow up as a culture?

(  now, my buddy Andy IS a MASSIVE head himself, and also has not done so badly...maybe I'll take it up )