It's 1187... do you know where your boiling oil is?

Eleanor: " I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy. I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled." 

Death to the Infidel! America ROCKS!

NOW the water boarding makes sense! A little forced Christianity at the point of a few zillion dollars in military advancement. USA! USA! USA!. Watch it and learn kiddies, your tax dollars and blood of our sons and daughters for JESUS:

( taken straight from huffpo) 

PUT THEM IN JAIL.....