STOP THE PRESSES!
Newsflash: The vast majority of high school football players really dig hot college girls!
And the Atlanta paper thought this should be the lead story this morning. Turns out the Every body's blond All American, and the pride of the VOL NATION : Lane Kiffen, is a tiny tiny bit of a pimp, sending out the most hottest Tri Delts and Delta Sig's to high school football games around the South to sort of get the attention of those walking bags of testosterone. Also using the faceybooks etc, to tell the boys just how much they LUV them... I think Coach Kiffin is on to something. The NCAA may not be in agreement.
The AJC and the AJC Mommy Column " Would you allow YOUR daughter to be a recruiting hostess ? " The writer of this column is all shocked and appalled! Where as every bright orange wearing jump suit mom and dad is all " HELL YES!! " SI and even the NYT have written about this as well.
The rules of what you can and can not do , give and can not give to a college wanna be are pretty darn complex and a little bit arcane. And as the entire world knows, easy as pie to get around. Let's see, Wasn't that a brand new Trans Am that Hershel Walker was driving the night that Angela and Mayonnaise had the wreck with him? And it's not just Tennessee with the pretty young co-eds either.
I'm sure this will turn out to be much ado about nothing, I just thought it was a scream on the day that there really is all sort of big news happening that the AJC lead with story. I'm sort of loving it. Short skirts and high hair... I do wonder if those boys went to Tennessee ?
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