The Hive Mind...

Or the answer to the question " Can you put Orange Crush into a baptismal font ? " (ok, a shocking sign of just how deep I am into this stuff.... I just spelled checked , and I spelled baptismal right, on the first try....... SAVE ME F.S.M. !!!!!! )

TIM TEBOW DRAFTED BY DENVER.

From this mornings NYT : "Perhaps the best news from the first day of the N.F.L. draft Thursday was that Florida quarterback Tim Tebow was selected in the first round, sparing us from hearing about him for the next two days. You may stop laughing like that now. You could hurt yourself.

Really, the most amazing thing about Tebow is not that a quarterback deemed by many a fifth-round talent managed to wield some sort of Tebow magic to be picked 25th over all by Denver, but that if you know nothing about football, care nothing about football, cover your ears and chant like a crazy person every time the subject is brought up, you know about Tebow. You can’t avoid it. For the people who have not heard of him, Mike Tanier asks in our Fifth Down blog, “Is the rock you reside under rent-controlled?”
But seriously, rocks are no defense. The man got more publicity at the Super Bowl for an ad than Peyton Manning did for playing in it." ( the rest ) USA TODAY, a little shocked as well.

No surprise from the k+b, Denver is a perfect place for St. Tim to alight. Up there in the mountains, he is that much closer to God, and only a little over an hour from his earthly overlords, FOCUS ON YOUR OWN DAMN FAMILY over in Colorado Springs. Not going to link to the bunch of haters , but you can find them if you really want. [ sidebar : oddly enough, they have a pretty darn good MOVIE rating system over on that site, yes you are TOTALLY warned if any men hug for longer than the approved 4 seconds, with the MAN-datory 4-5 back slaps WHILE hugging.. but , if like me, you sort of hate seeing human heads ripped off, or dogs mildly admonished , it is a good site to check ... just use someone elses computer, so you are not leaving your cookies with them ]

Oh, Tim, Tim, Tim....You complex young man. Yes , we have been a little overly obsessed - ( is that like more perfect or a little pregnant ???) and not just for the beefcake.

Start that hating , Bulldawg nation, but I think St. Timmy of Jacksonville was good for College Football. Come on, in the state of Florida, with the full blown Crimanoles and Gangster love down in Miami... Virgin Tim and his not so merry men, were a breath of fresh air, and won A LOT of football games. A seemingly REALLY nice kid, who made one mistake in hooking up with the wrong people for one, in the end, harmless tv ad. So, lets cut the lil' Bronco some slack, and hope with this out of the way, he can marry the girl of his dreams.... and you know, get his mind back on football....