a little something BEFORE college football starts.....

• THE BARACK AND JOHN TRAVLIN' ROADSHOW!
  

Hey, think hard...

Way back, BEFORE Michael Phelps.. there was this election going on.
YES, those guys ,
The ones that Paris Hilton was talking about! The Next President..

One week from today the Democrats will gather in Denver , to what looks
like fight it out ,...STILL.
And then crown Senator Obama Homecoming Queen
at half time of some footballgame at Mile High Stadium.
It should be a good time. I mean, there will be LOTS of Kennedy's,

and Hillary will be busy, so Bill can come out and play.
Sometime between now and then Senator Obama,
and I am guessing his oldest daughter ,

are going to text everyone that wants to know
WHO the next Vice President is going to be...

I don't text, So, I hope that I'll be near a 13 yo when the message goes out.

From the crypt keepers camp.... ummmm, Cindy is hot and rich and oh wait, THIS is almost more than I can handle: A GUY NAMED RICK WARREN LIED.... have I been tossed into some horrible time machine? Are rents in Buckhead still cheap and I still faith in the overall goodness of men? There was this gathering of the faithful out in Mr Warrens MEGA CHURCH ( really, it doesn't do any of us any good to just keep reading Rick Warren over and over...) . AND, just like a really cool TV game show they were supposed to put Senator McCain into a " cone of silence".... ( you can NOT make this stuff up ) .. where I think he would feel right at home, its just like his oxygen tent at the home. Mr. Warren told everyone death warmed over Senator McCain was in the booth, cranking the Mitch Miller in the headphones.

BUT, it now appears that Senator McCain was not in the isolation booth at all, no, he was parked out in the Winnebago in the parking lot , ( still with some of those Biker CHicks from Sturges..????) listening to what Senator Obama was saying and writing crib notes between the folds of his skin. He had a copy of the test! He was asked the exact same questions. A Pastor named Rick Warren ( sorry) lied...... shocking, on both counts....( and did they call each other about what to wear.. this is just all getting to surreal for me)